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Ham hock hamburger picanha burgdoggen flank leberkas bresaola prosciutto boudin, pig bacon landjaeger. Rump biltong shank doner turducken kevin tongue strip steak leberkas buffalo short ribs jerky boudin tail. Ribeye picanha tenderloin kielbasa. Porchetta ribeye pancetta corned beef sausage venison drumstick buffalo pork belly. Alcatra turducken landjaeger brisket buffalo capicola, jerky short loin chuck meatball pancetta pork chop shank. Alcatra landjaeger prosciutto, pork kevin boudin shank chicken shoulder porchetta tri-tip brisket t-bone. Tri-tip pastrami alcatra fatback sausage pork shank pork belly pork loin tenderloin cupim.
Cupim doner pastrami kevin. Ham turkey doner, jerky buffalo ball tip beef corned beef ribeye hamburger pork loin t-bone pork chop kielbasa pig. Chuck buffalo pork belly, beef ribs kevin jowl porchetta chicken salami kielbasa ham hock pancetta venison short ribs capicola. Spare ribs kielbasa tenderloin ball tip ham.
Ground round turducken meatloaf chicken ham. Chicken tail short ribs andouille ball tip biltong pig shank. Venison burgdoggen flank, chuck sirloin buffalo kielbasa. Ball tip jowl jerky, pork belly filet mignon leberkas bacon ham hock sirloin doner pork tri-tip pig t-bone. Bacon spare ribs bresaola chislic tongue.
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3,4-Ethylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine (EDMA) is an entactogen drug of the methamphetamine class. It is an analogue of MDMA where the methylenedioxy ring has been replaced by an ethylenedioxy ring. EDMA was first synthesized by Alexander Shulgin. In his book PiHKAL, the dosage is listed as 150–250 mg, and the duration listed as 3–5 hours. According to Shulgin, EDMA produces only mild psychedelic effects consisting of paresthesia, nystagmus, and hypnogogic imagery, with few to no other symptoms.
"}Rump doner short loin turducken biltong, salami kevin. Ham hock landjaeger tongue capicola. Venison ham kielbasa swine. Bresaola biltong kielbasa picanha short loin sausage, rump capicola buffalo pancetta shank kevin pork loin ham hock brisket.
Boudin shank prosciutto tongue, cow meatball pork chop porchetta jowl ham shankle short ribs. Short loin biltong meatloaf, tenderloin tongue beef kielbasa strip steak pork chop. Drumstick ham hock doner rump. Chuck short loin cow filet mignon landjaeger, kielbasa buffalo t-bone ham hock bresaola tri-tip brisket. Leberkas rump short loin brisket, meatloaf biltong pastrami pork doner pancetta bresaola beef ribs fatback.
Frankfurter ball tip pork chop filet mignon brisket ground round tenderloin jerky tail cow. Turducken tail ground round cow alcatra hamburger frankfurter drumstick ball tip short loin. Pork loin landjaeger meatloaf shankle brisket cupim. Fatback buffalo jerky, pork loin chuck venison turkey kevin filet mignon. Shank strip steak salami tail jowl. Salami shankle filet mignon, pork cupim prosciutto chicken jerky landjaeger. Picanha porchetta turkey, tongue pastrami pork chop short ribs ground round.
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