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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of magic do cows believe in?","punchline":"MOODOO.","id":254}
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The Nepal Super League, simply known as the NSL, is Nepal's first professional franchise club football league organised by the Nepal Sports and Events Management (NSEM) with technical support of the ANFA.
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