{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}

{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}

{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?","punchline":"Just in case you get a hole in one.","id":104}

{"type":"general","setup":"What does the mermaid wear to math class?","punchline":"Algae-bra.","id":393}

{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

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{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"How good are you at Power Point?","punchline":"I Excel at it.","id":128}

{"fact":"If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 \u00b0F.","length":70}

{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}

{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}

{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}

{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}

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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?","punchline":"They preferred to write in C#.","id":448}

{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}

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