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Gniechowice is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Kąty Wrocławskie, within Wrocław County, Lower Silesian Voivodeship, in south-western Poland. It lies approximately 7 km (4 mi) south-east of Kąty Wrocławskie, and 22 km (14 mi) south-west of the regional capital Wrocław.
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