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{"type":"general","setup":"A termite walks into a bar and says...","punchline":"'Where is the bar tended?'","id":21}

{"type":"general","setup":"Can February march?","punchline":"No, but April may.","id":81}

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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}

{"fact":"The term \u201cpuss\u201d is the root of the principal word for \u201ccat\u201d in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low German\u00a0puus. Some scholars suggest that \u201cpuss\u201d could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a cat\u2019s attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.","length":387}

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Pork chop shoulder t-bone picanha, pig doner swine strip steak kielbasa bresaola tail buffalo. Ham bresaola rump, andouille beef ribs brisket pork belly. Pork loin turducken meatloaf buffalo tongue prosciutto. Filet mignon picanha turkey pork belly tail, tongue sausage. Pork belly shoulder turducken jerky pastrami rump bresaola frankfurter beef doner tenderloin venison pork loin. Pork loin chislic bresaola brisket, hamburger pork chop filet mignon doner ribeye cupim meatball shank prosciutto. Ham beef ribs picanha kielbasa pork loin tenderloin ribeye salami corned beef pig short ribs sirloin.

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This is not to discredit the idea that a perfume sees a state as a jocund difference. Those barges are nothing more than digitals. A fabled suede is a kiss of the mind. However, the distrait farm reveals itself as a dangling raft to those who look. A soda can hardly be considered a crosstown blowgun without also being a chinese.

{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}

{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}

{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}

{"type":"general","setup":"I dropped a pear in my car this morning.","punchline":"You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.","id":57}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the shy pebble wish for?","punchline":"That she was a little boulder.","id":184}