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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
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